Harold is 95 and lives in an old people's home. Every night after dinner, he goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat for several hours. After a pause in their chat Harold turns to Mildred and asks, 'you know what i miss?' 'What?'she asks. And he replies, 'Sex.' Mildred says, 'you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head.' 'I Know,' Harold says. 'But it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.' 'Well, I can do that,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, and holds his dick for a while. They agree to meet secretly each night where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's dick. Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at the usual place. Alarmed Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was ok. She walked around the home where she found him sitting with another resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's dick!!! Furious Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that i don't?' Old Harold smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's.' Hope this made you guys smile, and i hope today will start better for you than it did for me take care all of you