----------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Guys my name is Daniel And my interests are Playing football,chat on msn and make friends on HI5.I Listen only techno u Hard Techno .

Favourite Artists

~Sven wittekind


~Dj tiesto


~Felix krocher


~Arkus p


~Boris s


~Pete Tong



My Favourite music:

~ Texas chainsaw massacre- Boris s


~ Are you ready- Boris s


~ Travel pussy- Felix krocher


~ Bialando- Felix krocher


~ Flash Dance- pete Tong


~ Trust no one- Sven wittekind

~ Golden girls- Felix krocher

~ Ride like the wind - michael mind

~ booty bounce - Dj minupren

~ Bullet in the gun - Paul oakenfold

~ Vampires - robert natus & arkus p

~ Toma - felix krocher

~ LA LA LAND - green velvet

~ Disco boys - durish gee

~ poland - Durish gee

~ Till the sky falls down - Dash berlin




~ And many more

Saw Kollha,
Keeping mum,
The punisher
The Fast and the furios
2fast 2furious
Tokyo drift
Gangs of NewYork

I DON'T READ FUCKIN BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!

- have 2 words for you----- FUCK OFF
-she's lookin so fine, she's gonna be mine
-I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
-I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
-If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
-Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
-Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
-Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
-Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
-Fat people are harder to kidnap
-What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
-If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in your kitchen!
-24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day... coincidence? I think not!
-Your village just called... they want their idiot back!
-Save Water, Drink Beer
-Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
-What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
-If Barbie is soo popular...how come you have to buy her friends?
-Why are boxing rings square?
-How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
-Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
-If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
-What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
-Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
-Why is abbreviation such a long word?
-Why are buttons on boy's shirts on a different side than girl's shirts?
-Why are things typed up but written down?
-Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?
-What is a male ladybug called?
-If you crossed a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
-Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
-If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
-If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting?
-If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
-Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
-Welcome to loserville. Population: you
-It's people like you who give scum a bad name
-I've had fun before. This isn't it
-Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
-Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
-I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
-Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
-Your village called, their idiot is missing
-Girls are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
-I'd smack you but shit splatters!
-Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
-You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
-I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
-Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
-I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities
-There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you
-I lost my phone number can I have yours?
-I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
-If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
-Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?
-Are your legs tired? because you have been running through my mind all day
-Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me!
-Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious
-Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
-If I had a cloud for every time I have wanted you, I would be in heaven.
-If you were a burger at McDonalds Id call you McBeautiful